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Not much noteworthy. I visited my hometown of Sandpoint, Idaho only to be overwhelmed by the nothingness. Such a black hole. Whenever I complain about how lame it is, one of the inhabitants will, without fail, say, "But it's so pretty!" Yeah? So? I can't sit around and look at it all day. Whenever I hear someone talking about a ditzy girl that I would totally do and I say, "But she's so hot," I'm the asshole. That seriously happens at least twice a week. That happened yesterday and the person I was talking with really did call me an asshole. Be consistent with the value of aesthetics and substance. That's all I ask.

If all of you people are so concerned with the worth of substance, you should move to a town that has concert venues and ninjas, or at least 24 hour dining.

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